New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
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