My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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