the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
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Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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