just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
you had me at cake vodka
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
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there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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