he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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