why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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