Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
This baby is an asshole
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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