i already hear my dad disowning me
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
