i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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