Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
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You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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