babies were throwing up all over the place
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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