i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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