If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
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The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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In other news, I just burned my penis
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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