I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
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i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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