it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.