oh god the rape fog is back!
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
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is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
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Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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