Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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