yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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