Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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