I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
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I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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