I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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