Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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