i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
try to milk me bitch
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