Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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