we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
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I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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