3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
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I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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