At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
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There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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