well I can't set my house on fire every night
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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