i don't like sucking hair
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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