he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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