Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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