You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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