Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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