why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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