Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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