oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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