grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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