what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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