The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Boobs are out for the taking
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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