Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
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Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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