that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.