First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.