Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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