The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
my being single is dangerous.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
