I can't watch pbs sober anymore
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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