Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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