We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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