Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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