Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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