Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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