so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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