she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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