I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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