Please, let me fuck your mom
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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